My grandchildren talking to their mom.

Mom: “It’s Mother’s  Day, where’s my breakfast in bed?”

Zach: “I can’t cook, so cook it yourself.”

Avrie: “You are the mom, you cook it.”

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Mom: “We need a bigger house.”

Zach: “Yep.”

Mom: “Will you buy me one?”

Zach: “I’m sorry, but I left my dollar in my other pants.”