My grandchildren talking to their mom.
Mom: “It’s Mother’s Day, where’s my breakfast in bed?”
Zach: “I can’t cook, so cook it yourself.”
Avrie: “You are the mom, you cook it.”
Mom: “We need a bigger house.”
Zach: “Yep.”
Mom: “Will you buy me one?”
Zach: “I’m sorry, but I left my dollar in my other pants.”
